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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Dec 29, 2005 13:33:23 GMT -4
[glow=red,6,400]If I told you not to get smart with me............how would you know? [/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 22, 2006 14:55:58 GMT -4
[glow=green,2,300]Always wanted to be a procratinator, but i never got around to it.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 22, 2006 14:57:42 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]My friend has kleptomania, but when it gets bad, he takes something for it.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 22, 2006 15:00:28 GMT -4
[glow=yellow,2,300]It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the cost of living.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 22, 2006 15:03:37 GMT -4
[glow=teal,2,300]Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 22, 2006 15:27:06 GMT -4
[glow=orange,2,300]If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 25, 2006 0:15:36 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 25, 2006 10:34:10 GMT -4
[glow=green,2,300]What's the speed of dark?[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 26, 2006 10:21:30 GMT -4
[glow=yellow,2,300]I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 29, 2006 14:37:43 GMT -4
[glow=pink,2,300]Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna. Cher, Jewel, and Prince had? They're no longer on a first name basis.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on May 3, 2006 15:00:58 GMT -4
[glow=green,2,300]When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jul 26, 2006 22:59:48 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]Never criticize your wife or girlfriend's faults. It might have been those faults that kept her from getting a better huband or boyfriend. [/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 6, 2007 17:15:27 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Why do they call them bulidings when they are already bulit? I mean they shoud be called builts.[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 13, 2007 16:49:08 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]Why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways?[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jul 14, 2007 23:38:12 GMT -4
[glow=blue,2,300]If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?[/glow]
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Sept 27, 2008 14:58:15 GMT -4
OK gonna start this up again. let's see how far I get with it this time. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Sept 28, 2008 13:58:59 GMT -4
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Sept 29, 2008 10:03:21 GMT -4
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Sept 30, 2008 9:30:38 GMT -4
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 1, 2008 14:35:35 GMT -4
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what its all about?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 3, 2008 15:33:04 GMT -4
A stitch in time saves nine what?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 6, 2008 19:55:47 GMT -4
How is it possible to have a civil war?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 10, 2008 11:54:08 GMT -4
What happens if you get scared half to death, ...twice?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 13, 2008 15:36:04 GMT -4
Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 16, 2008 18:47:31 GMT -4
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
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