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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Mar 25, 2011 15:19:57 GMT -4
Does an analyst have to be anal?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Mar 28, 2011 18:21:33 GMT -4
How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Mar 29, 2011 13:48:33 GMT -4
Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Mar 30, 2011 14:26:12 GMT -4
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Mar 31, 2011 13:50:38 GMT -4
Are there any unguided missiles?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 15, 2011 15:20:27 GMT -4
How did a fool and his money get together?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 26, 2011 15:32:23 GMT -4
"If you don't like my attitude... STOP talking to me"
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Apr 28, 2011 14:10:59 GMT -4
How do you throw away a garbage can?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on May 11, 2011 17:44:57 GMT -4
How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on May 17, 2011 13:05:55 GMT -4
After reading the obituaries. How does it work out that people always die in alphabetical order?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 6, 2011 10:46:18 GMT -4
Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 7, 2011 11:14:37 GMT -4
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 8, 2011 8:03:19 GMT -4
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 20, 2011 12:02:24 GMT -4
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
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Post by difoj on Jun 20, 2011 15:43:31 GMT -4
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 22, 2011 17:11:08 GMT -4
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 23, 2011 6:21:52 GMT -4
If a pizza place sells pizza by the slice, is there a guy in the back tossing a triangle in the air?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 25, 2011 10:11:00 GMT -4
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jun 30, 2011 19:00:07 GMT -4
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jul 3, 2011 13:31:25 GMT -4
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Jul 11, 2011 12:49:54 GMT -4
If everything is part of a whole, what is the whole part of?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Oct 13, 2011 14:34:26 GMT -4
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday............... even the calendar says - .
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Dec 27, 2011 14:22:51 GMT -4
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Dec 28, 2011 16:51:37 GMT -4
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
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Post by Ms Liberty Too on Dec 31, 2011 16:02:42 GMT -4
If you get into a taxi cab, and ask the driver to drive backwards to your destination, will the cab driver owe you money?
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